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REBLOG IF YOU THINK LADY GAGA WAS ROBBED AT THE AMA's!

(via fuckyeahladygaga)

And on that note,

thank you to my new followers, whom I probably just scared away!

Though this is tumblr.  You’ve been taught (or came already able) to stomach a lot.

Deepwithfuture, buzzinmyhead, fringeelements, and queeraddict, you’re all magical.

So I spilled a little mouthwash

on my toilet paper roll, so I tested to see if the commercials are true.  I unrolled it a little, and - LIES! - the mouthwash more or less went right through.

Oh well.  My ass is minty fresh.

Maine just failed. Fuck it! Let's go to Canada.

:|

To all my Subscribers

iampoetry:

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

I told two! :D

There’s a third I wanted to tell, but he hasn’t been online.  And he’s a he.  So.  Myello.

(edit: This was National Coming Out Day.)

Hoodie weather has hit Texas!

:D

She Wolf < Loba

but they’re both good.

oh and btw.

for those who didn’t get it

fruit fly = fag hag

but it doesn’t involve a word that I hate hearing.

:D